Fucking Labrack is the coolest shit to talk to. He's the only one who can hold my interest online for any length of time. It is perhaps for this reason that I have made the offer to prostitute myself for the purposes of his site: that's right, put a link to the rsg (www.rsg.8k.com) in your aim profile or on your blog and I will show you my tits. Certain rules apply, but I'll do it man. Just 'cause he entertains me so.

FieryGwenivere: I want to be published. You think if I worked really hard on something, I could get it published somewehre?
CLABRACK: get what published?
CLABRACK: I assume you're not talking about your burger service skills.
FieryGwenivere: I don't know. Something. a story, preferably. I got a few poems that are good enough, but....I don't like the idea of getting a poem published before prose
CLABRACK: why?
FieryGwenivere: ....I don't know. Because where the hell does one publish poetry?
FieryGwenivere: haha, I totally just left myself open- I was talking to this guy who leads this whole group of people who give me shit for having absolutely no ass......
FieryGwenivere: Bigfoot582: I dunno...
FieryGwenivere: just a small link, at the bottom. I'll totally let you see my boobies.
Aaron: I dunno...
Aaron: what else ya got? ;-)
FieryGwenivere: I don't know? my ass?
FieryGwenivere: fuck you!
FieryGwenivere: before you even say anything!
FieryGwenivere: fuck you!
Aaron: LOL
FieryGwenivere: he's not going to let this one go quickly....
CLABRACK: hahaha.
CLABRACK: and it hits you four seconds later.
FieryGwenivere: you don't even get it, man. This is all they ever talk about- "Meh, Linda has no ass, meh!"
FieryGwenivere: and other such wit
CLABRACK: I think you publish poetry in shitty magazines.
FieryGwenivere: there ya go
FieryGwenivere: so, prose then. something
CLABRACK: and very shitty websites.
FieryGwenivere: wasn't that my point exactly?
CLABRACK: I used the rsg to write a couple of stories for me. for a class, of course.
FieryGwenivere: It is my fervent hope that some day in the not-to-distant future AIM conversations will be published and appreciated as the art that they are. And then, then I will be unstoppable.
CLABRACK: you would be a god.
FieryGwenivere: man, you keep rubbing my ego like that and you're going to hit the g-spot
CLABRACK: I don't know, your self-prostitution on the behalf of my site kinda hits mine.
CLABRACK: fuck you!
CLABRACK: before you even say anything!


Ah, so good. Word to the Case-master, homes. Word. (on with it...)