Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Best and worst commercials currently on television, early holiday season edition:

Best: Old Navy commercials featuring a randomly placed chorus of carolers, trying to bring solace to women who fear the oncoming holidays. When they sing, to the tune of a christmas carole, "The holidays will hit you..." and then the solo line on the adorable girl who sings "...Like a brick!"

Worst: Fucking elves trying to drive that fucking Pepsi Hoiday Spice truck. I don't like elves (when depicted as little versions of big people) , I hate pepsi, and Spiced soda? Listen, Pepsi People, Dr. Pepper is a done deal. Get over it.

On with it.