FieryGwenivere: It was always a fantasy of mine in high school to be the unpopular girl who had a really close online friendship with "the cool guy" from another school.
xKxOx: that'd be fun
FieryGwenivere: And I was!
FieryGwenivere: But no one would have believed me
xKxOx: you could've taken a picture, blown it up, made a cardboard figure and walked around with it
FieryGwenivere: Yeah. That would have helped me convince them I was cool.
xKxOx: it woulda done something, i tell you what
FieryGwenivere: I bet there were like a thousand unpopular new jersey girls who would have died to be the one who was IMing you late at night. Having you get to know their inner beauty.
xKxOx: yup, hundreds of thousands actually
FieryGwenivere: I was always sorta hoping there was some sort of universal secret soceity of popular people, and you could, like, vouch for me with
the popular people at my school
xKxOx: you seem to have some grandiose ideas about me
FieryGwenivere: "Hey, Jeremy Steenson-- this chick is da bomb. Just so you know."
FieryGwenivere: "Sincerely,
Elorza
Popular Guy, Hightstown High, Highstown, NJ
Popular Guy Reference Number 8675309"
xKxOx: of course, that would work
xKxOx: i would've sent a memo through the popular guy interstate mail service with my personal seal
xKxOx: you should've just let me know
FieryGwenivere: You should have volunteered.
xKxOx: woulda been aaaallll taken care of
xKxOx: well, i had the hundreds of thousands of other girls to dust off my shoulders
FieryGwenivere: You know what's a great song? "Going the Distance" by Cake
xKxOx: it got hectic
xKxOx: you know what I disagree with? people who like cake
FieryGwenivere: hahaha
FieryGwenivere: This is a great song, though@
FieryGwenivere: !
xKxOx: meh
FieryGwenivere: Have you heard it?
xKxOx: that's how i feel about em all around
xKxOx: sure have
xKxOx: as much as anyone else within earshot of a radio during it's heyday
FieryGwenivere: I was pretty "meh" to it till I really listened to it, like a week ago
xKxOx: and then you realized, "man, that guy really is going the distance!"
FieryGwenivere: :-D
xKxOx: and cake's helping him get there!!
FieryGwenivere: you're a jerk.
xKxOx: no, my friend. I'm an asshole.
xKxOx: one that may rival even goatse.cx himself
FieryGwenivere: oooh. Subtleties.
FieryGwenivere: Psssh. That's nothing.
xKxOx: that's a pretty big asshole
xKxOx: you could fit fists into that asshole
FieryGwenivere: If you think that's impressive, wait till you see my urethra.
xKxOx: hhhmmmmmmmmm
xKxOx: I would never in my life want to even consider the possibility of a urethra being even close to that large
xKxOx: that.... ooh, that hurts to even think about
The connection with xKxOx was not successful. Make sure that your Buddy is using the latest version of AIM. Changing your settings in the Firewall preference may help. Also both you and your Buddy may need to adjust the settings of the firewall software on your individual networks.
FieryGwenivere: what happened to the direct connect
FieryGwenivere wants to directly connect.
xKxOx is now directly connected.
xKxOx: i dunno, i din close it
FieryGwenivere:


FieryGwenivere: impressive, no?
xKxOx: kiknd of scary, really
FieryGwenivere: just don't go spreading that shit around the internet, Zack doesn't like showing off pictures.'
FieryGwenivere: it's not scary...wait, do girls have urethras?
xKxOx: though i guess it's nice of you to0o take stray cats in like that
xKxOx: yuppers
FieryGwenivere: oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch




I love this man. Still.


On with it.

Okay, so I start taking this really cool quiz where you pick a band (preferrably your favorite) then fill out the whole survey with only lines from songs from that band. With two questions left to go, I realize that it actually says "Song Titles" not "Song Lines", and I've just majorly fucked up-- But I don't care! Doing this with song lines not only gave me an excuse to sit around and get back to basics listening to my band, but it also provided some interesting results, meaning that it came off far, far more cynical than I thought it would (and this is me talking.)


Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song lines by that band: Matchbox Twenty
Are you female or male: Girl Like That
Describe yourself: This cold girl, well, don't she make you want to scream "Damn."
How do some people feel about you: Man, I feel like hell, so come on over, be a love machine and I could be your friend.
How do you feel about yourself: I don't know if I've ever been really loved by a hand that's touched me, and I feel like something's gonna give.
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: I know soon you will be over the lies, you'll be strong, you'll be rich in love, you will carry on. But no, oh no; No, you won't be mine.
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: You have been found out; I have been deceived by the one that I need.
Describe where you want to be: She got out of town on a railway, New York bound.
Describe what you want to be: You're laughing out loud at just the thought of being alive, and I was wondering: Could I just be you tonight?
Describe how you live: I'm so terrified of no one else but me, I'm here all the time, I won't go away.
Describe how you love: Never once did you think that they would lie when they're holding you, then you wonder why they haven't called, when they said they'd call you.
Share a few words of wisdom: What we lost here is something better left alone.

Here's the link to the original, I didn't use their code because the table it outputted was so fucking annoying, and between that and the titles/lines thing, it was just easier to do it this way.

Also, I'd like to take the oppurtunity to welcome you all to the new template: I'll be tweaking here and there and adding some features that I hope will add to functionality and appeal, all as one great big 5th anniversary present to the fabulous readers of this blog and to myself, without who's tireless efforts I never could have succeeded in broadcasting my irrelevant thoughts and bullshit angst for half a decade now. Go, me!

On with it.

Doing a little updating of the site's template, making it a little more "me"...a project I've been at for quite a while now. In order to do so, though, I need some photo hosting, and as part of this...very weird process of getting a free pro account from Zoomr, I need to post a photo that I've hosted with them. So, without further ado...

sixflags Hosted on Zooomr

And if all goes well, this site should be looking pretty brand-spanking new by the time the next post is up, with the help of dear Zoomr. (Is that enough promotion for you guys? Hmmm?)

On with it.

Until then...on with it.