Okay, there was this whole long post that I wrote earlier, and blogger ate it. But it ate it with the hopes that it may be saved, as it asked me if I wanted to save it BEFORE it ate it- interesting concept- and I said yes. The problem is, I have no idea where they saved it to, so I've contacted blogger and, since I am a paying customer, they immediately e-mailed me-- a reminder that told me I was a paying customer, and the implication that they may-- or may not-- get back to me soon. In the meantime, amuse yourself with this, which I swear to god is worth it.

Man.

On with it.