The Friday Five:

1. ...your first grade teacher's name?
Mrs. Sellars

2. ...your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?
Ha! Cartoon! Not Comic. I get it now. Previously I had answered: "Isn't sunday the big colorful day? Or am I missing something here? (Garfield or Dilbert.) " Uhm. I had a crush on the Ninja Turtles. And I very much miss that whole unexplained singing cowboy claymation thing. "After these messages, we'll be riiiight back."

3. ...the name of your very first best friend?
Shit. What *was* her name. She was the one who lived in the house across the street before Amanda (about the third best friend) lived there. I want to go with something like "Amber". I was like 3. If not her, than Leigh.

4. ...your favorite breakfast cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch obviously takes first place, though I've been giving a lot of thought about which would rank in the next four spots lately, by complete coincidence. I think it goes Honey Nut Cheerios, Rice Crispies, Honeycomb, then maybe Captain Crunch. Never a fan of anything fruit-related.

5. ...your favorite thing to do after school? If I were still in school, hang out in Floyd's room. The LSG for life, baby.


On with it.

Go GirlyDyke!

The above is a link to what I know to be the first blog to get in on my penis underneath robe sensation. Also, she's got that hot picture of two lesbians kissing on her site, the REALLY hot one as opposed to the really hot one on Serena's site.

At current, if you google search for Penis Underneath Robe, the first search result is a post I wrote about the movement on a forum, which was pretty much copying entirely the one I wrote on this. Still, progress is the name of the game people. That or "Strip Yahtzee." Good fun.

On with it.

A funny and interesting tidbit I have just come up with-- if you google search for the phrase "miserable failure", the first thing to come up is George W. Bush's official WhiteHouse.gov bio.

Second is the same for Jimmy Carter.

Third and fourth are the official website for the Oscar-winning director of Bowling for Columbine, Michael Moore.

Fifth is Hillary Clinton's official website.

And sixth is an article about this exact same thing, explaining that this happened because a group of fellow webloggers used those keywords to link to that site. As few as 32, apparently, may have made this possible, much the way they made this the number one site for the Google Search "Weapons of Mass Destruction."

I gotta say, this gives me a whole new respect for my fellow bloggers.

Apparently the process is called "Google Bombing", and I'm going to ride this train all the way to the station. Yee-Haw.
I'm starting a movement here and now to have the search term "Penis underneath Robe" link to the one celebrity I truly and passionately hate, Judge Judy. If you are a weblogger, please add a text link displaying the words "Penis underneath Robe" that goes to http://www.JudgeJudy.com to your site. End result will look like this:

Penis underneath Robe.

Thank you for your support. I will be vigorously tracking progress of this movement and updating my loyal readers.

Penis underneath Robe, again, just to be safe. And on with it.