FieryGwenivere: It was always a fantasy of mine in high school to be the unpopular girl who had a really close online friendship with "the cool guy" from another school.
xKxOx: that'd be fun
FieryGwenivere: And I was!
FieryGwenivere: But no one would have believed me
xKxOx: you could've taken a picture, blown it up, made a cardboard figure and walked around with it
FieryGwenivere: Yeah. That would have helped me convince them I was cool.
xKxOx: it woulda done something, i tell you what
FieryGwenivere: I bet there were like a thousand unpopular new jersey girls who would have died to be the one who was IMing you late at night. Having you get to know their inner beauty.
xKxOx: yup, hundreds of thousands actually
FieryGwenivere: I was always sorta hoping there was some sort of universal secret soceity of popular people, and you could, like, vouch for me with
the popular people at my school
xKxOx: you seem to have some grandiose ideas about me
FieryGwenivere: "Hey, Jeremy Steenson-- this chick is da bomb. Just so you know."
FieryGwenivere: "Sincerely,
Elorza
Popular Guy, Hightstown High, Highstown, NJ
Popular Guy Reference Number 8675309"
xKxOx: of course, that would work
xKxOx: i would've sent a memo through the popular guy interstate mail service with my personal seal
xKxOx: you should've just let me know
FieryGwenivere: You should have volunteered.
xKxOx: woulda been aaaallll taken care of
xKxOx: well, i had the hundreds of thousands of other girls to dust off my shoulders
FieryGwenivere: You know what's a great song? "Going the Distance" by Cake
xKxOx: it got hectic
xKxOx: you know what I disagree with? people who like cake
FieryGwenivere: hahaha
FieryGwenivere: This is a great song, though@
FieryGwenivere: !
xKxOx: meh
FieryGwenivere: Have you heard it?
xKxOx: that's how i feel about em all around
xKxOx: sure have
xKxOx: as much as anyone else within earshot of a radio during it's heyday
FieryGwenivere: I was pretty "meh" to it till I really listened to it, like a week ago
xKxOx: and then you realized, "man, that guy really is going the distance!"
FieryGwenivere: :-D
xKxOx: and cake's helping him get there!!
FieryGwenivere: you're a jerk.
xKxOx: no, my friend. I'm an asshole.
xKxOx: one that may rival even goatse.cx himself
FieryGwenivere: oooh. Subtleties.
FieryGwenivere: Psssh. That's nothing.
xKxOx: that's a pretty big asshole
xKxOx: you could fit fists into that asshole
FieryGwenivere: If you think that's impressive, wait till you see my urethra.
xKxOx: hhhmmmmmmmmm
xKxOx: I would never in my life want to even consider the possibility of a urethra being even close to that large
xKxOx: that.... ooh, that hurts to even think about
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FieryGwenivere: what happened to the direct connect
FieryGwenivere wants to directly connect.
xKxOx is now directly connected.
xKxOx: i dunno, i din close it
FieryGwenivere:
FieryGwenivere: impressive, no?
xKxOx: kiknd of scary, really
FieryGwenivere: just don't go spreading that shit around the internet, Zack doesn't like showing off pictures.'
FieryGwenivere: it's not scary...wait, do girls have urethras?
xKxOx: though i guess it's nice of you to0o take stray cats in like that
xKxOx: yuppers
FieryGwenivere: oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch
I love this man. Still.
On with it.
