My driver's ed instructor said that we should not drive when we are feeling overly emotional, whether it's joy, anger, or desperation. I, right now, am fused with conflicting emotion, and it is to be my first time behind the wheel, ever.

To be on the safe side, I wanted you all to know, before I go, that I love you. And in case anything does, Em, could you tell him for me?

On with it.