My mother, thinking, because I had told her, that my hotel might be in Brooklyn, came in to my room today to warn me of something, and thus a quote of the day was born!

Mom: You know, there are parts of Brooklyn that are just...black.
Linda: It's not in Brooklyn.
Mom: Where is it?
Linda: Harlem.

The look on her racist little face was precious!

No, I take that back- I don't think my mom is actually a rascist, it's just getting close enoguh to the trip where she's becoming...paranoid with concern. But it's amusing, just the same!

On with it.