Correction-- The Guest Page will feature Ben's Manifesto tomorrow. My FTP server seems to be having problems right now and, as it is now close to three AM, I am not going to fix them tonight. Still, everybody keep your interest piqued for the next twelve hours or so, or else you may just choose to read the post (Called "Conclusive Proof of t-the Stupidity of Mankind: Part One!" on Ben's Site. Till then, please amuse yourself with Andy Milonakis, because, let's face it-- with ducky whores, you can't go wrong.

On with it.