"It's not what you thought
When you first began it.
You got what you want,
Now you can hardly stand it, though.
By now you know.

It's not going to stop.
It's not going to stop.
It's not going to stop,
Till you wise up."
~Aimee Mann, Wise Up

Only one thing I know for sure: I am one goddamned ridiculous waste of human life.


On with it.