FieryGwenivere: Obviously it's not an ideal situation
FieryGwenivere: but if pretending to be vaguely in love with someone else will calm me down a little, that'll probably do my marriage more good than...well, than it really should
Snappyguy: I just don't want to see it be something that adds to the demise of your marriage
FieryGwenivere: well, I bought "Relationship Rescue" by Dr. Phil, so I think that balances it out.

Funny how relative morality becomes when love is involved.

On with it.