Got so caught up in the contest that I forgot that I came upstairs with the intent that I would actually write something on here. Imagine that!

So Mr. Leighton was telling me the other day that the interesting thing about the way I write on this is that it's not always just personal stuff, that I incorporate universal truths and talk to people as a whole...or something. I wish I was better at paraphrasing.

So, in that spirit, I was watching "Just Shoot Me" today and it was the episode where Elliot told Mya he loved her for the first time. And watching it I was in my stereotypical little girl watching lovey-dovey TV position, sitting straight up with little balled fists, half-wincing, pressing my wrists up again my toothy grin- like it's half pain, half embarrassment, all elation. And they kissed, and I realized that it was a rerun I knew what was going to happen in a later season, I literally jumped fowards towards the TV and screamed "WHHHHHYYYYYY DID YOU BREAK UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

These type of reactions are very common with me when it comes to TV or movies that I'm emotionally invested in- at the end of Bridget Jones' Diary, I launched myself at the television and kissed it. I'm THAT much of a loser.

At any rate, when I reacted as strongly as I did it occured to me that I have MUCH more emotional responses to things in art than in life. It's probabyl unhealthy.

I was going to write a truly worthy post here about the implications of that, and why, and how, and...well, a bunch of shit, but I'm being very distracted by this random internet guy who is very, very curious as to every sexual detail of my life, and I suspect getting off on my forthcoming answers. I'm trying to come up with an appropriate piece of this conversation to post, because DAMN, this guy is amusing, but- imagine this- there's a lot of stuff that's too private for even ME to post.

Here, this much should be okay, though any of you who don't want to feel all dirrty should probably skip this. Even as edited as it is.

WreckHavok14: so how old r u?
FieryGwenivere: 17
WreckHavok14: cool
WreckHavok14: what do u look like?
FieryGwenivere: A giant hamster with radon beams coming from my eyes, wearing an all-leather bondage suit and holding a naked John Voigt in my left hand
WreckHavok14: sweet
WreckHavok14: i like bondage
FieryGwenivere: Do you like hamster bondage?
WreckHavok14: dunno never tried it
FieryGwenivere: oh, you gotta
WreckHavok14: ok lol
WreckHavok14: so do u got a pic?
FieryGwenivere: hmmm, yes, but how do I get it to you?
WreckHavok14: is it on ur comp?
FieryGwenivere: ugh
FieryGwenivere: yeah, it is
WreckHavok14: ok send it to wreckhavok14@hotmail.com
WreckHavok14: please
FieryGwenivere: already did
WreckHavok14: ok thanx
WreckHavok14: so what do u like to do?
FieryGwenivere: write. you?
WreckHavok14: skateboard and sports
WreckHavok14: holy shit
WreckHavok14: r u wearing underwear in that pic?
FieryGwenivere: a thong, I think
WreckHavok14: o u can barely tell
WreckHavok14: got any more pix ur hott

*lapse*

WreckHavok14: do u masturbate?
FieryGwenivere: constantly.
WreckHavok14: cool
WreckHavok14: what do u use?
FieryGwenivere: my hands
WreckHavok14: how many fingers?
FieryGwenivere: and whatever's readily available
WreckHavok14: like what else have u used?
FieryGwenivere: *Answer edited for the public’s sake*
WreckHavok14: o
FieryGwenivere: *Answer edited for the public’s sake*
WreckHavok14: o
WreckHavok14: how often do u do it?
FieryGwenivere: masturbate? depends on my mood
FieryGwenivere: sometimes several times a day, sometimes I'll go for a week without
WreckHavok14: o
WreckHavok14: do u do it till u orgasm?
FieryGwenivere: nope. Most girls don't learn how to have an orgasm until they're in their twenties
WreckHavok14: o
WreckHavok14: do u shave?
FieryGwenivere: yeah, but not completely. I leave a "landing strip"
WreckHavok14: ok
WreckHavok14: how many times have u had oral sex?
FieryGwenivere: *Answer edited for the public’s sake*
WreckHavok14: o
FieryGwenivere: it's a fairly new thing for me
WreckHavok14: ok
WreckHavok14: whats the biggest dick uve seen?
FieryGwenivere: *Answer edited for the public’s sake*
WreckHavok14: ok
WreckHavok14: so do u have a bf?
FieryGwenivere: yep
WreckHavok14: o
WreckHavok14: u ever do any sort of lesbian activity?
FieryGwenivere: yep
FieryGwenivere: I'm bisexual, I have an ex-girlfriend
WreckHavok14: what?
WreckHavok14: how far did u 2 go?
FieryGwenivere: *Answer edited for the public’s sake*
WreckHavok14: o
WreckHavok14: do u have a pic of u 2 doing that?
FieryGwenivere: Hahaha, nope
WreckHavok14: o
FieryGwenivere: dorry
FieryGwenivere: *sorry
WreckHavok14: o well
WreckHavok14: was she hott?
FieryGwenivere: She was beautiful.
WreckHavok14: what did she look like?
FieryGwenivere: she had blue eyes and very long brown hair. beautiful lips.
WreckHavok14: did she have big breasts?
FieryGwenivere: About a C cup
FieryGwenivere: like mine
WreckHavok14: ok
WreckHavok14: was she short?
FieryGwenivere: nah, very tall
WreckHavok14: o
WreckHavok14: so whens the last time u masturbated?
FieryGwenivere: about an hour ago. But not for very long
WreckHavok14: y not do it again
FieryGwenivere: because I'm not horny right now
WreckHavok14: get horny
WreckHavok14: look at porn
FieryGwenivere: I don't feel like it
FieryGwenivere: you can feel free to pretend I'm masturbating
WreckHavok14: ok
WreckHavok14: ok
WreckHavok14: i am
WreckHavok14: masturbating
FieryGwenivere: Nice.
WreckHavok14: stroking my giant cock
FieryGwenivere: go you!
WreckHavok14: o yeah
FieryGwenivere: must be fun for the whole family
WreckHavok14: im not into incest
FieryGwenivere: that's too bad, I am.
WreckHavok14: ewww


Ah, so many perverts on the internet. Gotta love it.

On with it.