I have semi-officially figured out why I think guys aren't as dumb and awful as the rest of the female race seems to think they are- I only hang out with the smart ones. If I were to hang out with dumbasses, or just the majority of males, I would quickly learn to love women via conversations like this:

Steve: wear do you find porn that isnt gay but still shows guys?
Steve: unless you look at girls
FieryGwenivere: well, I look at girls
Steve: school...?? Oh you're in college
FieryGwenivere: but are you talking porn that includes both or just guys?
FieryGwenivere: no, I'm in high school
Steve: I thought you were older.....the way james told me you dress anyway..i thought youd be older
FieryGwenivere: haha
FieryGwenivere: how did james tell you I dress?
Steve: well the thing is i know a girl that couldnt find pictures of guys exept on gay sites
Steve: slutty...he thinks your hot
FieryGwenivere: that's because the porn industry is based on males- in general, girls can't get off at just looking at pictures so there isn't very much porn meant for females
FieryGwenivere: he thinks I'm hot because I'm hot (to him), but I don't dress slutty (often)
Steve: yeah.....so your parents let you dress slutty...hmmmm
Steve: oh
FieryGwenivere: my parents let me dress the way I like to dress
FieryGwenivere: I would hardly classify it as slutty. Not in general, anyway
Steve: he told me one day he saw you without a bra on and he could see down your shirt....it wouldve been funny if you flashed him
FieryGwenivere: hilarious....
Steve: i wonder wear every one is.....oh well. If they're gone I can use the computer
FieryGwenivere: there's a good outlook
Steve: huh...out look on what
FieryGwenivere: brb
Steve: ok
FieryGwenivere: here
FieryGwenivere: and I just meant...that's a good way to look at it...if they aren't there, you can use the computer
Steve: wear did you go
Steve: usually when some body says thy'll brb they are gone for awile
FieryGwenivere: I just went to answer the phone
Steve: oh
Steve: I need 2 things: loob and a good porn site...lol
FieryGwenivere: use butter.
Steve: i probably shouldnt tell you that since youre probably what 15 and still a virgin..sorry
FieryGwenivere: I'm 17
FieryGwenivere: and I'm still a virgin, but that doesn't mean that I'm bothered by the idea of lube and porn
Steve: butter good idea.....
Steve: i love to jerk off....do you masturbate....god if james new i was talking to you about this hed kill me
FieryGwenivere: I masturbate, but probably not in the same sense that guys think girls masturbate
Steve: dont tell him....especially that im jerking off in his room... i probly shouldnt have told you... sorry....you do seem nice and i dont mean to corupt you....(blush)
Steve: you mean you have a penis? lol how else can a girl masturbate hahaha
FieryGwenivere: our nerve endings are more on the outside than guys realize....I don't go for penetration, I prefer merely stimulus to the outside
Steve: clitoris only...isnt that how most girls do it
FieryGwenivere: *shrugs* dunno.
Steve: hay thanks...butter works great
FieryGwenivere: seriously?
Steve: yeah...hey can I use your pics to cum to? If i can find em
FieryGwenivere: do what you like, I'm gone.
FieryGwenivere: have fun with that.


Why I waited so long before blocking his ass, I'll never know. As you all know or at least can see through that, I'm probably more of an open person than I should be, but doesn't, eventually, a little *tact* switch come on or something? For him I mean.....ler.

My name is Linda and I wasn't seriously suggesting he use butter....sigh. On with it.