WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do I let curiousity get the better of me?


GGAAAAAaAAAAAHAHHHHWHWWWWWW I wish there were just some fucking magic switch to press and totally erase any records of someone's existence in our minds! Fuckity fuckity fuckity........


Too bad it's after midnight, or that title would have been fucking undefeatable at this point.


And, speaking of WHY WHY WHY, WHY do I make references to shit that happens to me that I CAN'T explain on here. GAWD, I hate having secrets.


My name is Linda, and I am a stupid, stupid masochist. On with it.