From the comfort of my room, on my lover-ly brand new 19 inch color TV (as if anybrand-new TVs are still black and white), I have just watch America get it's red white and blue ass kicked. (To clarify for anyone who might think I'm making reference to yet another terrorist attack in the year 2001, I'm refering to the copy of Pearl Harbor I received this morning.

I'm about to watch the uplifting conclusion where we retaliate by bombing the shit out of some seemingly inconsequential Japanese factory, but I thought I'd check in in between tapes.

On with it.