Holy shit, that was fucking great.
"The Egg" by Orion Quinn
Word of caution- it's porn. GREAT porn.
It's more female-focused than male, really, but I think a guy could find it, well, amusing, at the very least. I was reading it because I'm trying to get myself started on writing the stuff again- just to see if I can get published on clean sheets, or anywhere- not that the 50 dollar check wouldn't be incentive. But being published- anywhere, for anything- is my main goal.
I'm getting back into Frank's Pit of Eternal Darkness, a message board for....strange, unfocused people. I was avid in it about a year ago, then I stopped for a really long time, and now I'm getting back into it- at first only to plug my site, but now because I've missed it. It's a lot less popular now than it was before, and the regulars are a lot less regular, but still, there's an aspect of it that won't go quietly into the night! Mwah ha!
I feel like listening to Meatloaf. Listening to Meatloaf and writing porn. If my sister still has any of their tapes, I think I'll do just that. If not.....I'll probably go to bed early and write some porn tomorrow in study hall. Ah, how grand to have my study halls to myself once again! No more college applications. Not for a while, anyway.
"Go Pats." She said with quiet sardonicism.
On with it.