Well then....

Hello and welcome to Suede's Blog page....
Apparently this is just a thing where I can say whatever the fuck I want and make it come out really fast. I'll try to update this all the time and make it as fun and exciting as my page and my newsletter, which I have, as of yet, no hyperlink to, but will soon....yeah....
I may have very well screwed up the html just now....but I don't know what I'm doing, and neither should you! So if you do....well, get out from under the bed with your hands up! I have a gun!*

*no, I don't.

Okay, so, to introduce myself:
My name is Linda and I am NOT an alcoholic.

I'll try to include something like that whenever I update.....

Okay, well, I want to see how this worked out, so...yes...on with it!