Daria is the poster child for "teen misfit," and holds in high contempt what she sees as the shallowness and superficiality of the world around her. She is also cynical -- though she'd say she's "realistic" -- and mistrustful of authority, and doesn't hesitate to make her opinions known when she sees fit. She has a talent for writing, a sharp intellect, an even sharper tongue (her sarcasm could cut tempered steel), and a wit so dry it makes the Sahara look like a rain forest.

Wow. Being compared to Daria. What a life-changing shock. And I always thought of myself as more of the Quinn type. Guess I'll have to retire my collection of Guess Jeans and pink T-shirts.

(As if I would have gotten anything else)

On with it.