.....I can't fucking take it.

I'm pregnant.


I've been fucking him for longer than most of you have even known I've been fucking.....those of you who even knew that I lost my virginity.......and, no, it's not andrew's.


Damn it all to hell. Well, if I'm gonna confess, might as well do it in the most impersonal way possible....I don't want to see the looks on all your faces, the shame, the horror......goddamn. Why the hell did I let this happen to myself?

I want to go to bed.


My name is Linda and I'm stupd and irresponsible and a slut...and I don't even know where he is. On with it.