Chad helps me point out why men are quicker learners than women:

Chad: :-P
FieryGwenivere: :-) what's this?
Chad: Um, what's what?
FieryGwenivere: why am I getting tongued?
Chad: So many places I could go with that statement :-)
Chad: But I won't, for a very good reason...
FieryGwenivere: :-) which is?
Chad: I know I'll lose.
FieryGwenivere: :-) good boy.

My name is Linda and I am, forevermore, "the master of scary, sexual bullshit." (Thank you, Chad!) On with it!