Wow, even I'm pissed off at Ben's parents. I really feel like making an attempt to hang out with him in an attempt to salvage his weekend but, yeah, I think at least most of us can infer why that would be a bad fucking idea. Let's all send him sympathy cards or something, though. Or, hey, one of YOU can visit him. Young, old, women, men, passed-out janitors- it's fairly easy to make him feel better. So long as you have a pulse....or something somewhat similar to a pulse. I see Ben as settling for an alarm clock rather easily.

:-) Still love ya though, babe.

On with it.